May 2012
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the conversation between me and the father of the...
Me: So I don't have to come in tomorrow morning?
G: Nope.
Me: Sweet, I'll sleep in.
G: Yeah, you can go clubbing tonight!
Me: Haha, no, too many papers to write.
G: YOU'RE WASTING YOUR YOUTH ON EDUCATION.
Okay, Mr. I graduated with a PhD from Oxford.
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Vent or Listen →
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Previous Week...
LB: your hair makes you look like a witch.
This Week...
LB: you are the most beautiful witch.
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After changing a diaper...
L: poo?
Me: Yes, there's poop in the diaper.
L: WOOOW.
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Marriage from a kid’s perspective
1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. — Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck...
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“Creativity is the residue of time wasted.”
– Albert Einstein (via teachersintiaras)
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Siblings
E.Chang: Hi brother I love you! :) just thought I should let you know
P.Chang: Awwww love you too
Then there's me and my brother...
Me: whenever i ask my brother if he loves me, he just gives me a look of disgust and says something along the lines of, "oh god no." Brother, y u no luv m3?
Brother: what usually happens is you ask me "why dont you love me" as you 1.) do something gross 2.) make a weird face 3.) joke about bodily functions
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kiyoungin asked: Whatcha get busted for? I ran a red 2 weeks ago:(
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got my first parking ticket.
only strengthening my desire for the orange moped.
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possibly buying a moped from someone?
help.
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