E.Chang: Hi brother I love you! :) just thought I should let you know
P.Chang: Awwww love you too
Then there's me and my brother...
Me: whenever i ask my brother if he loves me, he just gives me a look of disgust and says something along the lines of, "oh god no." Brother, y u no luv m3?
Brother: what usually happens is you ask me "why dont you love me" as you 1.) do something gross 2.) make a weird face 3.) joke about bodily functions